cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny

i love videos of cat baking

aqua bake

While smoking a blunt you take a hit and a drink of your favorite beverage at the same damn time

Yo alex, pass me my h2O so I can aqua bake!

someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.

The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!

bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".

"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

Baking a Plane

When you hold it in for so long that when you go to the bathroom it just shoots out like an airplane, likely mimicking the sound of one.

MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY IM BAKING A PLANE!!!