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Beauty and the Breast

A PG-rated "supplementary" essay to the classic fairly tale, this missive advises pre-teen and early-teen girls about why some of the boys in her neighborhood or school are suddenly expressing interest in her, even though previously they may have either mostly ignored her or treated her like she was ugly, fat, geeky/awkward, bothersome, etc.

If the "Beauty and the Breast" pamphlet had been around in Laura Ingalls' time, the prematurely-buxom Sylvia might have not been so upset and scared when neighborhood boys started pestering and harassing her.

by QuacksO May 27, 2019


Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 2, 2023


The most beautiful person in the world

Shit you say when you're A) White Knighting or B) thinking with your penis.

She's the most beautiful person in the world.

by Mywalletsaysbadmfka December 26, 2022


Hybrid Beauty

A person who resembles more than one beautiful people.

She a hybrid beauty,
He's a hybrid beauty.

by Mijaro X Torston December 13, 2022


Beauty Buddy

Two guy friends that are good looking. Who go to the bars or any public place to pick up girls. They're the two guys that many guys are jealous of and every girl wants to be with.

"bro your my Beauty Buddy, we destroyed those girls last night from the club.

by future DILF January 10, 2012


beautiful beast

Hot or handsome guy with ugly girlfriend or wife

"Jerry's easy on the eyes, but not sure about the wife - he's a beautiful beast."

by pensees April 2, 2024


beautiful little rice cake

When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.

I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!

by Ricecakelover April 9, 2018