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January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day
Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
When someone has abs defined enough,it looks and feel like boobs and since it's on the belly.. BOOM,belly boobs.
Ayoo?! homie hit the gym so hard he finally got d'em belly boobs!
What Paul says when he sees back to back homeruns
Wow they went belly to belly. They hit back to back homers.
When a female has a pierced belly button and after performing sexual intercourse the male ejaculates on the stomach and it resembles a buoy floating on the water.
You shouldn’t let your daughter get a belly buoy.
BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
When your penis is erect the bottom is smooth and soft like an alligator belly
When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip
Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!