Becher’s Brook

Pronounced as ‘Beechers Brook’ —
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.

As Sir Tarquil Smallbone slipped his throbbing gristle into Lady Ethel’s love tunnel, he knew that only the small partition of her Becher’s Brook lay between him and a journey up her Bourneville Boulevard.