Blue Line Minute

Noun

1) Something taking a painful amount of time to complete

2) An informal way to describe someone you have not seen in an extraordinary amount of time

The last hour of class was longer than a blue line minute.

Man I haven't seen you in a blue line minute.

Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter

Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line

Power line technician

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.

Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !

face up line

The act of using facebook as an excuse to hit on someone. Can be used with true information and false, see example below.

A guy is telling his friend his latest face up line:

Guy 1: 'Hey, are we facebook friends? I think I recognize you from my news feed.'

Guy 2: 'Did it work?'

Guy 1: 'Yeah it worked. That's a classic face up line right there.'

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Crossing the Dirty Line

This when some one says something really dirty, and you not expecting to hear something like that come out of there mouth.

Also can be used if you want to have clean ears, and the other person took it way to far.

Jane:Nick should put his d*ck in me and f*ck me deep and hard.
Sadie: Wow, don't cross the dirty line.

Jane: Sorry, I'll shut up.

Crossing the Dirty Line

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hanging in a chow line

The most disputed lyric in all the Good Times lyrics

Hangin' in a chow line, good times

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Whose Line Is It Anyway?

An improv show. Can refer either to the British version (hosted by Clive Anderson), or the American version which was based off the British version (hosted by Drew Carey). The show is famous because "everything is made up, and the points don't matter." Comedians Ryan Styles, Colin Mocherie (I probably spelled his name wrong), and Wayne Brady are regulars on the American version, with a rotating 4th cast member. Common 4th-cast-members are Greg Proops, Jeff Davis, Kathy Greenwood, Chip Eston, and Brad Sherwood. They have had special guests on the American version such as Hugh Heffner, Lassie, Whoopie Goldberg, Robin Williams, David Hasselhoff, and more. They stopped making American episodes, which is too bad, because it was an incredibly funny show. Catch it on syndication sometime, you'll laugh your ass off.

My favorite character from Whose Line is Wayne Brady.

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