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Much like the Canadian Tag Team, when you are fucking a girl and you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run to go get dressed without letting her know that some other guy is fucking her. You then proceed to walk in and see her reaction when she finds out another guy is fucking her.
Did u just fuckin california tag team me.
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You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on
Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.
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When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
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To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.
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a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.
"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."
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Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs
That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!
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