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(Verb) 1. The act of excusing oneself from work on the basis of shock, depression and/or general malaise resulting from the 2016 election of Donald Trump.
Sarah was calling in Trump today, so the meeting is cancelled.
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The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.
You should have seen her face after the curtain call.
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In backyard basketball, a shot from outside the three-point line gives you three points, but a calle-five gives you five points and it's achieved by hitting a shot from behind the backboard.
"Stop being a ball haul Carl!"
"Nah bro, i'm gonna hit that, CALLE-FIVE!!!!!"
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(n.) An after-hours text from one’s boss demanding they return to the office. A professional's Booty Call.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Tom's Boutique Call led to "Quick Fix and Chill" session with his boss, as they watched HR videos and massaged each others' data.
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Not always but usually a man calling a woman to get a lot of attention from the other sex.
1 : you are cute
2 : are you a cat called person?
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To call someone for two rings and hang up before they answer.
James gave Damien a jingly call.
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A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to violently throw their handset and causing it irreversible damage making it necessary to replace the device with the latest available model.
I was feeling kinda lonely and decided to give my EX a call and guess who answers? My best friend. I should have known it would turn out to be an Upgrade Call. Oh well, at least my new phone plays mp3s...
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