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milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store
"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"
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The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.
All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!
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Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed
Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion
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VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.
Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.
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When you are having anal sex with someone who has diarrhea and their diarrhea leaks all over the genitals and all over the area you are engaging in the anal sex
Guy #1: "So dude, you have sex with your girlfriend earlier?"
Guy #2: "Well i wanted to try anal sex with her cause i never tried it before. She didn't tell me she had diarrhea though, so it got everywhere."
Guy #1: "You gave your girlfriend a chocolate horse. haha you sick fuck"
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When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of
shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.
I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes
Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.
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When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.
Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.
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