The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.
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A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?
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The moist, succulent undercarriage of a lad fresh from activity. Usually accompanied by a nautical smell or that of an oyster.
"Do you like clam chowder? Because I'm about to make that boy clam cream."
"Why don't you spread out them hairless thighs and let me get a mouthful of that boyclam?"
boyster boypussy baldboydoughnut
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a tiny little fluttering kiss, similar to when a baby clam opens for the first time.
i totally got clam kissed last night(not 0n my mouth)
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Female version of a gangbang. (When 1 guy has sex with 3+ girls at the same time)
โDid you hear about last night? Christian passed out at a sorority party and they clam slammed himโ
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A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
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Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"
My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!
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