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A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
A cold penis hapoens when you when you want to have sex with a girl and when it comes time too you get " cold penis" and can't preform
Man me and Becky were toatally about to do it but I got cold penis
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Being cooler than the coolest. cooler even than ice cold. Dry ice cold makes ice cold seem lame. Dry ice cold is extremely cold (mega extremely cooler than then ice cold).
so cool not even Naruto believes it.
The computer freezes because of coolness of being dry ice cold. The coolest is here with stylish clothes.
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The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.
When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.
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A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!
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Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar
like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold
A refreshing beverage selection in Balitmore, Maryland. If conditions are right, it can be had for a very reasonable price, sometimes as low as only one dollar. Always most effective if it's ice (ice) cold (cold).
I got that ice cold water! And it's only one dollar. And it's only one dollar.