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A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
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A wannabe school for people who got rejected from Notre Dame, to go to that is worse than Notre Dame in every aspect.
Damn I did not get into Notre Dame, i got a 1300 on the SATs. Wow I got into BC however.
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As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.
I went to Lynchburg College and it sucked ass.
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A university that is mainly a wannabe college. Kids that go here are usually rejected from bigger name schools and end up here. Full of kids who think they are " hot" and " rich," both of which are as true as shit. If you go here you think you are cool but really its just your next best bet.
Crap I didn't get into Northwestern, I guess I'll go with all the other rejects to Boston College
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A place where boys are sent to become homo men and like a good hot dicking.
Did you hear they sent spoory to barker college!!!! He's top of his class in hot dicking
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The Tasmanian college for mentally and physically disabled students....Oh and a few normal ones.
Hey dude look at that retard he must be from newstead college.
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Small ass Lutheran college in middle of nowhere Kenosha, Wisconsin. Known by students for lack of social life and RA's who do to much. Don't plan on going there if you don't want to be known.
Joe: "Yo, I'm going to Carthage College next weekend!!"
Jess: "Why, to study?"
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