When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.
A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.
Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth
That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what
A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy