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A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
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simply put it means "who's in charge?". Usually said by superior to their inferior whenever their authority is challenged.
Mom: You're driving way too fast, slow down !
Dad: Hey, who's fucking this cow?
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an expression of inner calm as personified by a cow lazin' in a field just chewin' the cud.
"not stressed like weasel
bredda be calm like cow"
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Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.
Run! its Cow-foot women.
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Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.
Stay away from the View, I heard you can get Mad Cow Disease from watching it!
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Another name for a (beef) cheeseburger.
The word is inspired from the mad cow disease predicament that struck the beef industry.
I went to McDonald's for a mad cow with cheese and fries.
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