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A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family
Well look it’s a Clickety crab
a clam that has closed on a crab's leg
a crab feels a pain in its leg the cause of this was a crab clam
Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."
"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."
"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
When a girl wears leggings and you see that it's a penis
Holy sh*t that girl has crab pajamas
When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.
Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!