Falling asleep with a girl instead of having sex
I Done a Dave last night
The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.
A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday
“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”
The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can
Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one
a derogatory term to express frustration over something
instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"
Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet
A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.