Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

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egyptian dirt mask

When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL

-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.

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dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

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Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

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Dirt nap nigga

When you knock a nigga night out and they sleepin on the ground.

They must wanna be dirt nap nigga. You wanna be a dirt nap nigga?

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muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

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honking out a dirt snake

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

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