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An updated version of the classic phrase "take out the trash"
Danny, you're going to have to "do the rubbish" soon.
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a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.
a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"
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"walking in a leisurely manner, engrossed in ones surroundings; doing "ones own thing" whilst being oblivious to the requests of others
When people or animals suddenly just stop for no reason and won't move, in supermarkets it happens a lot when people just stop in the middle of the row, I.e doing a podge
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Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.
"Doing a Spiderman"
Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
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To call someone on your way somewhere as a means of entertainment, often making them feel used or unwanted.
(Girl A is walking to the shop and calls Girl B)
Girl B: (Answers the phone) Hey! So I guess you're calling to hear all about my wonderful day! Well, first I got up and the hedgehog was still alive! And then I-
Girl A: Nope, just doing a Bridie.
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Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.
guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?
guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-
guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE
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when a girl curls her hair and makes it all bouncy and curly for a first date or when she's trying to impress a guy. it puts a spring in her step and makes her want to sing "dip-a-dee-doo-dah, dip-a-dee-ay my, oh my, what a wonderful day."
Girlfriend, your hair so "dipity-do" your man gonna think you hot!
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