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a person, not necessarily a family member of any kind, who, when things around them are generally well will be ecstatic about any and everything, but similarly will turn dour/morose/angry/violent the moment things go slightly awry.
Dude1: Barry, is such a fucking drunk uncle. I can't stand it when he flips out like that over nothing.
Dude2: Uh... Barry isn't your uncle, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't been drunk the last two times we saw him.
Dude1: ...You're an idiot...
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a song you love to dance to, especially when drunk
Emma: omg i love mr saxobeat!
Alex: yeah! it's my drunk jam!
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When drunk, the tendency to perceive a woman as attractive due to the size of her breasts regardless of any other feature (except the presence of a penis or other significant deformation)
Guy 1: Hey did you see the girl Danny went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk
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One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.
I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.
That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.
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The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.
Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.
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To be hanging out at a club with someone who is so wasted that no one will talk to you so you might as well be wasted too.
Na man non of them girls was talking to me I was drunk by association because of Shaun's wasted ass.
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is someone who likes to cheat on her boyfriend with other guys.
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