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When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.
Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.
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The worst smelling crap known to man.
Man, did somebody just chudz dump in here?
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After taking a dump, finishing and exiting the bathroom, you experience the need to take an even larger dump within a short period of time.
This usually happens more than once.
Christian: " Ohh, damn, BRB... gotta take a dump.."
Brady: " Kay..."
- 3 to 5 minutes later -
Christain: " K back"
Brady:" WB
- a few minutes pass -
Christian: " Shit... gotta go again.. Fuck! I hate Recurring Dumps!"
Brady: " I laugh at your misfortune."
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what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.
Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
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A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).
"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".
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When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot
Marie told Steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her
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