Mrs. Fairy Dust

Another word for your period you can say to your friends for other people not to know you have your period.

Mrs. Fairy Dust came to be last night.

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black man's dust

The dried semen of a black man often used in magic potions and valued in some remote parts as an aphrodisiac

Joe: "Have you tried viagra?"
Dave: "Screw that! i took some black man's dust and i had an erection for 4 days!"

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lesbiend dust

Dust that you put in the ventilation system that blows out on to everyone turning them into lesbians.

I'm guna put this lesbiend dust in the vents to turn everyone into lesbians.

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Another One Bites the Dust

A famous phrase that can be used when life presents you with a decent opportunity for you to prove yourself and you still fuck it up.

guy1: Hey I finally confronted that girl I told I like.
guy2: Oh Miranda? Great, how did it go?
guy1: Well surprisingly she sat down next to me and gave me an open chance. I was too nervous so I ran away.
guy1: Another One Bites the Dust.

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M & M dusting

The art of filling your glass bowl with crystal and spilling half of it on the floor. And then brushing the spillage onto the floor while saying " man, fuck doug"

Melissa and Mandy are notorious for M & M dusting. Or

Whose been M& M dusting all over the living room.

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So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

I'd knock the dust off of that

I'd fuck that old lady

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."