once was gay for brevin but then was cheated on and is sad and plays fortnite with rick
βyou can call me gay but donβt call me a dylan jβ
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Loves spongebob,caitlin burgess and sucking dick
dylan gordon is the worlds best pedo kiiller
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The act of tongue punching your grandma, usually unexpectedly.
The other night I walked in on my sleeping grandma and I put my tongue in her anus, in other words I pulled off a "Slippery Dylan".
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Refers to someone who is really shitty at something, usually sports or fantasy football.
βWho do you play this week?β βIβm playing a total Dylanβs team bro lmao, easy W.β
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You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!
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Dylans birthday happens every December 31
Itβs Dylans birthday on December 31!
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the perfect couple and can never be broken apart. even if they break up and find a new romance they always find a way back to each other. Dylan and Jill have a special connect that can never be broken. they will one day get married and have 3 kids together. Dylan has a deep adorable voice that Jill craves and Jill is a beautiful mystery that only Dylan has solved. Dylan and Jill are perfect for each other <3
person #1 : Dylan and Jill are a cute couple.
person #2 : I wish I had a romance like Dylan and Jill
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