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A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.
Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!
when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.
i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night
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When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine
"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"
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(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.
I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.
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A term that Donald Trump uses to avoid taking responsibility for his actions.
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wearing sunglasses during a time when you obviously dont need to wear them, like indoor or at night.
take those sunglasses off, your inside, quit fake ballin'
that douche is always fake ballin with his oakley's, and its 10:30 at night
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An Abigail Hicks.
A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.
A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.
Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,
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