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When a fat girl masturbates
I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef
Mud Flapping is when a guy challenges or questions another guy’s manhood based on the former not being capable of a feat that he himself has just proved himself unable to accomplish
Example:
MudFlapper: “Hey bro, you got a knife I could borrow?”
RealMan: “Sorry bro, I don’t have it on me.”
MF: “What?! A real man always carries a knife!”
RM: “YOU don’t have a knife idiot. Stop all your mud flapping and get out off my property.
A female having a sexual relationship with another female
Flap referring to the female genitalia labia
“Hey Kelly! You tappin the flap?”
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the
double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000
last night!
Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
The act of flicking external labia during foreplay. When done correctly it will increase blood flow to the labia and clitoris, causing a more intense and pleasurable sensation.
Flap flicking is often requested during oral sex.
Trudi: Had the best sex with Greg last night; I love it when he gets things started with a good flap flicking. When I'm feeling like a naughty girl, I love asking him to flick my flaps.