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a attempt which has ended poorly
a person with a high failure percentage
a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"
1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"
1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."
1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.
Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail
Definition: The act of not providing followup warnings or taking any subsequent action after earlier warnings of perceived imminent failure were ignored. At the point of Quiet Failing the actor of Quiet Failing no longer cares as failure approaches and occurs as the actor feels it is not their problem anymore.
Today at work i reached Quiet Failing and my life is better for it.
Like our most trusted confidante, the person who knows you best, there are certain pieces of clothing or accessories that you turn to over and over again because they inexplicably tell the story of who you are. No matter what new modern piece you’re experimenting with, the WOFs are the items that, without fail, will still keep you grounded. Yourself. They are the narrative thread that connects the dots between your HTH and I&O pieces. Without them, you can feel rudderless.
Person 1: These joggers have never failed me. I wear them all the time and feel confident in them.
Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?
Person 1: Absolutely I would.
Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.
Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail
"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."