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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh February 22, 2011

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

by Not Michael French March 30, 2012

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


French Whore

A person who kisses with extreme sluttyness.

A sex-obsessed maniac.

My my Ashley you sure are a french whore!

by Draco Malfoy. October 24, 2007

32πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.

"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."

by BigToadMoney April 23, 2017

31πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


french dick

An extremely small penis. It never gets any pussy.

You have a french dick it's so small!

by StarBucksWhiteGirl November 8, 2015

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancΓ© did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.

Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!

by guido 20 March 12, 2010

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž