Typically an individual whom excessively shouts at a friend who is trying to enjoy a game. Feeling that if the person isn't doing well in the game for lack of concentration. To the surroundings in the game, that by shouting in the person's ear on how to do it, the white noise being yelled at in the background will somehow improve concentration. Sometimes this can be beneficial while at other times you want to shove the controller down their throat and hang them from the ceiling with the cord.
"Dude you're not doing it right! Don't use that gun, use the other!"
"You better shut the hell up with the back seat gaming it's getting on my nerves..."
"Just do what I say all ready!"
"Seriously, stoping being a back seat gamer!"
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An epic gamer bruh or epic gamer bruh moment is any instance in which one of the following occur:
- You or a friend get a Victory Royale in Fortnite
- You get a reverse-three-stock against your little cousin
- You win a match of Nickelodeon Scene-It
- Your mom gets jailed for fraud charges
Or something of a similar nature.
Gamer #1: "Bruh! I just got an epic Victory Royale and my parents just told me I'm adopted!"
Gamer #2: "That's such an epic gamer bruh moment!"
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A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.
"Dude, where are you looking?"
"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"
someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact
An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!
whoever says "gg epic gamers". is a MASSIVE simp that will ONE HUNDRED PERCENT dab on you when you lose against them in a Fortnite battle. They still sleep with their parents during thunderstorms and get rejected by everyone.
simp: "GG EPIC GAMERS" everyone else: "LETS GOOOO, FUCKERS"
Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.
Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"
friend: rise up gamers "my non gamer friend rises" me: your not gamer you don't rise