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Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.
Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.
something you will never get
trust me.
Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro
Something you will never have loser!😁
Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”
Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.
Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving
That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.
Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog
No Ryan that was my girlfriend
A good reason one gets bullied for
"Guess who's got a girlfriend?"
"Leave me alone asshole"
The thing that speaks all the day, and make yo balls and wallet empty
You fucked wit yo dad's girlfriend ?