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A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge
Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-
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If a straight guy has developed a "guy crush" on another guy, they admire him for his looks, fiscal attributes, sex life, attitude or relationship with girls and other guys. They may wish to be like him, be friends with him or just touch him. It is not wrong to like a girl while having a guy crush.
#1: Sam: Matt is so sexy, I think I'm developing a guy crush on him.
#2 Liam: Brett, stop staring at him. He'll think you have a guy crush.
#3 Scott: Do you see the was Sam follows you around? He probably has a guy crush on you. What do you think he likes about you ? Your dick?
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Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!
Oh shit look at biker guy and his scary tattoos i bet his mom thinks hes tough.
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JST guys / JST party
Japan-Standard-Timely company of people;
could catch you in the middle of weary panties only sit., esp. still-on time of preparty or Long Acting medication time.
BTW: On the slips of Takkyubin (🏓Japanese delivery service) you should check boxes to designate desired hour of delivery.
PingPong! (Japanese door chime sounds)
Jhon "Who the heck is that?"
Jane "OMG, i forgot we are in Tokyo, JST Guys arrived!"
Upstairs:
Son of Abikos "Gee, JST party in my pants!"
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1. A guy who is comes a lot, but he can still continue having sex.
2. A guy who comes a lot on his girlfriends stomach/belly.
You're such a cummy guy!
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that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
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