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Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018


Mary Katherine Ham

The new reported for Pew News

She likes ham

Friend: Hey look that's PewDiePie

Me: Actually , that's Mary Katherine Ham

by MyDadBeatsMe May 19, 2019


Ham Sandwich

A person of which that would be eaten, like a ham sandwich, by higher class people in case of an end-of-the-Earth situation. In other words: a low class loser.

Student #1: Geez! That kid over there still has not done his end-of-the-year presentation and it was due 3 days ago.

Student #2: He's the ham sandwich of the class. Don't worry about him.

by jackson4502 May 17, 2011

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Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...

by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010

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ham-zuh

faggot

ham-zuh is a faggot

by Jangerjoob August 22, 2022

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Holiday Ham

The male licks the butthole of his partner with a pineapple slice around it. Then pounding them in the ass with pineapple slices around his cock.

Dude, I gave him a Holiday Ham.

by kj420bigdick February 29, 2016

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J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side

Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham

by MillvilleHooligan March 26, 2018

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