I have black friends

How you know if a white person is racist or not

Ignorant black person: That was racist.

White person: It's ok, I have black friends.

Ignorant black person: My mistake. I didn't know.

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Have you seen Twilight?

the newest pick-up line or conversation starter

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"

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gieco we have the meat

it means gieco will save u 15% or more off on meat insurance

i should use gieco we have the meat

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going-to-have-fun-ness

the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun

Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame

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you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

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i have a tiny dick

You

Guy 1: I have a massive dick
Guy 2: Well i have a tiny dick
Guy 1 : hahaha

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guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

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