Rural Dictionary

Hell Wyrm

Another name for the mindless children's show host Barney the Dinosaur. He takes children over 3 and under 8 and turns their brains to foam.

NOT to be confused with the Mind Wyrms.

Plug your ears when you hear the Hell Wyrm chant his Hell Wyrm Chant to avoid being spongified.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.

The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.

The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.

This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.

Example 1

Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?

Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!

Example 2

Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....

Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.

by Larry Berkshire July 2, 2018

hells gate

A common urban method of disrespecting a defeated opponent, or humiliating a person who is asleep or KO'd. The person sprays pepper spray in their anus and defecates on the defeated/asleep/KO'd person's face.

"Yo this kid was lying passed out on the sidewalk so I opened his eyes and gave him the Hells Gate

"Is it weird that I enjoy Hell's Gate-ing random homeless people on the street? I always keep a spare can of Mace just to be safe."

by Yung Cunty April 23, 2017