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When you’re having sex with a woman and your dick is so big and she’s so tight, you can feel her vaginal walls
I took that chick home and I was hitting walls last night
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I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!
She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh
Person1: Hit or miss?
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya
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I guess they never miss huh?
Hit or miss, my wife took the kids.
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The number of consecutive days that you have had sex.
"I had sex again last night! That brings my Hitting it Streak to 5 days. It's a new personal best."
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a term similar to "hit it and quit it," that is primarily used by non-muggles, harry potter fans, and people who's name is similar to harry potter.
ron: 'dude, harry. that chick is so fiine.'
harry: 'dude i know! but shes annoying, so i think i'm gonna hit it and quidditch'
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Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.
(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
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What guys who really dont get poontang say when they see something they definitly cant get
Geek #1- Britney Spears, I'd hit it
Realist- Of course you would, the last shit you hit was your mom
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