Holy cow balls

when something is over 100 on the suprise scale

MIKE : guess what Mat...
MAT: what.
MIKE : i got layed
MAT: Holy cow balls.

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Holy Duck Fuck

1) A Phrase Someone Might Say When They Are Surprized. The Person Might Be High, Drunk, Or Mentally Unstable (Insane) Or A Combination Of The Three.

2) Two Ducks From Heaven Having Sex. Need I say More?

You Die And Go To Heaven And See Two Ducks Having Sex.

You Might Say "HOLY DUCK FUCK!?"

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holy moly balls

1. Said in disbelief

2. A better and funnier way of saying holy cow

Allison: Holy moly balls! I only have 4 days of school left!
Katie: HAHAHA!

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Holy Hand Grenade

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

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Holy Shit On A Tricycle!

Noun Phrase,
1. Used to add extremeness when holy shit is not vivid enough.

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I just saw a six armed midget doing backflips to music in the subway!

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!

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oh holy fuck

Phrase commonly said in British society. Used to express surprise and alarm as well as heightened emotion.

Upon meeting the famous movie star unexpectedly, his sister exclaimed "Oh holy fuck!"

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holy shizzle dizzle

it measn lyk crap or shoot

holy shizzle dizzle i lost my $$$

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