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Hot Topic

A store that sells a few good things, and a lot of crappy things. I'll go there to buy a bracelet or a pair of shoes, maybe a band shirt. I don't think that wearing Hot Topic clothes makes you different, because, as your first grade teacher probably told you, your clothes don't make you "different". I also don't understand why some people think that wearing Hot Topic pants makes them better than everyone else.

Hot Topic kid: z0mg you suck!

Me: erm...why?

Hot Topic kid: because, your pants are from American Eagle, they're so normal and conformist!

Me: So?

Hot Topic kid: MY pants are from Hot Topic. That means I'm better 'cause I'm an individual!

Me: 0_o

by Purple Zebra May 29, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sneaky hot

Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.

Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.

by Devveyovich July 11, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Avery

A term describing the sexual act of belching into your partner's ear as you orgasm.

"I gave Ted a Hot Avery last night. He totally loved it."

by ophelia69 February 25, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot topic

A clothing store in which one travels to in order to obtain various articles of apperal. This establishment markets their merchandise towards those who desire to appear hardcore and to be original. But by shopping at this Hot Topic, you are not really original because anyone can shop there. If by shopping there you are looking to be original you are not original because if you were original you would already be original and not trying to be. If original is not something you are already then shop there. Much love to Johnny. Hot Topic is the system.

Hey I got this shirt at Hot Topic I look H.C.!

by johnroxmysox January 7, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stripper Hot

A woman that from a distance or in a dimly lit room, appears to be quite attractive. As she comes closer or the lights come up, it's discovered that her "hotness" is a result of copious amounts of make up. Upon closer inspection, the make up is covering up serious acne, a scar, an undesirable prison style tattoo or the fact that the woman in question, just isn't very attractive.

Eddie thought he landed himself a hottie at last call, but then realized she was stripper hot when the lights at the bar came on.

by PV Pathfinder June 12, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot muffin

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Retarded hot

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž