How does your butt feel

asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal

person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.

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How does his dick taste?

The question you ask someone when they are dick eating

Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?

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how the fuck did you find this

how did you find this

how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha

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How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

One of the best punk albums of all time, by the legends that are Bad Religion

The final page is written in the books of history.

-Part III

How Could Hell Be Any Worse?

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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?

Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

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how the hell should I know?

Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.

Smart guy:Who are you?

Dumbass:How the hell should I know?

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how to remove chicken from butt

This aint google

HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD