asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal
person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.
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how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha
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The question you ask someone when they are dick eating
Dick eater: Yo Im digging the new haircut, and your fit is on point, ohh those Js are fresh
Person 2: yo how does his dick taste?
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One of the best punk albums of all time, by the legends that are Bad Religion
The final page is written in the books of history.
-Part III
How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
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"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome
Crazy, huh?
Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying
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Ask a question that only a guiness would understand and you'll hear this.
Smart guy:Who are you?
Dumbass:How the hell should I know?
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A cross-cultural inquisition from the heart or sacral chakra consciousness regarding the aesthetics and availability of potential fee-for-service natal gendered females or males of a certain geopolitical region of the world.
So you grew up in Japan huh? Shhhiiii.... so uhhhhh... how-da-hoe's-bee-dehr?