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Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?
A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.
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One who is addicted to Band to the extremity(As in marching band or concert band)
Senerio: Kyle has just made a ringtone for his cell phone of the marching band's 1st movement of their show piece. Nicole says,"Kyle youre such a band nerd!"
Kyle replies,"I know. Im like, a band-o-holic."
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The term used by everyone to define their favorite band on Urban Dictionary. Especially common among listeners of lesser-known bands and younger people with narrower tastes. It can never be known who the best band ever is, because it is subject to different preferences and opinions.
Teenage girl: GREEN DAY IS THE BEST BAND EVER!
Melodic death metal fan: Green day has no talent- you're just a conformist who likes to bandwagon on every hyped band with sex appeal. Clearly, Opeth is the best band ever.
Objective listener: Neither one of you is completely right- now please stop cluttering Urban Dictionary with your opinions!
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1) A person who states an opinion and then changes it to agree with the people who disagrees with them
2) A person who only likes a team or a person because they are the best at what they do
If Dave says he hates pizza and all his friends say they love it and then Dave says he loves it also simply to not be the only one left out by making a statment noone agrees with he is a band wagon jumper
If Rob changes his favorite baseball team on account of there doin well he is a band wagon jumper
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Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
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Any band that got famous for sucking
Guy 1: Dude how is Nickelback so famous
Me: They're a Monica Lewinsky Band
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A group of mean spirited moronic individuals who bad mouths a high school or college marching band (Also see band haters).
don't listen to those morons, they are a bunch of Band Hating Noobs!
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