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Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.
Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
Pink Floyd or sigma versions of the sinister six
Bill: did you see the sigma six last night
Laurie: oh yeah I love pink floyd
A Six Milligram Nicotine Pouch
I was out of Zyn’s so bro chucked me a Six Milly Lip Pilly
“Ay man, you got any lip pillys, I’m out”
“Yeah no worries, just got a fresh can of six milly lip pillys”
Ghetto Amusement Park
Ugly Tattoos -fat sharks-foreigners
A series of six sexually explicit nude videos showing acts of fornication by a male and a female.
Please send me a six tapea of you and your wife.