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The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
The most common comeback to ever be created in history.
Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch
Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
Your mom is a slang term for a prostitute or slut. This insult is only used by retards who think they are the king of comedy. But they are only the king of not getting laid
a huge lady that gave birth to you
person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom
Your mom is used for slang in Gen Z. Often used to insult others or to make funny jokes.
" Thats why your ugly" " YOUR MOM is uglier