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A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds
The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go
Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman
Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!
A shitty airline with amazing staff members.
"Hey Bro, I'm going onto San International Airlines!"
"Yo bro, watch out, it's not a good airline"
probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied
Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?
Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it
Bro: understandable have a horrible day
Mikaela's coined term meaning internal gasp, sense of surprise in understanding something about yourself that you did not realize before
OMG! *internal shock*