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When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...
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saying okay in a polite way (:
the train doesnt come for half an hour! oh skeen skeen jelly bean
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When your walking down the street with your friends and you see a used condom on the ground.
Holy shit! a Side Walk Jelly Fish!!!! dont step on it you don't want to kill the urban animals bro!
Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."
Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a "Booty House" song produced by DJ Chipman from The Buckwheat Boyz.
It is speculated that the song is referencing a car with a purple paint job, brown leather interior, and wood grain steering wheel & trim. The peanut butter is the brown leather interior, the jelly is the purple paint job, and the baseball bat is the wood grain steering wheel & trim. DJ Chipman continues to say "now there he go," and "where he at," throughout the song, referring to the person driving this car.
The song was used for an internet meme on Albino Black Sheep, created by Ryan Etrata, and inspired by Kevin Flynn. The meme featured a dancing banana shaking maracas, including "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!," in yellow text.
After the success of the meme, Family Guy featured a skit where Brian tries to cheer up Peter by performing the song in a banana suit.
That Family Man show ripped off Ryan Etrata by doing their own version of the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song.
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when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
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When a guy cums in a girl's belly button and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.
Joe: (as he sees Alex walk out his room) Why is your nose bleeding?
Alex: Mann I came so hard I gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.
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