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An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.
“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”