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When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.
Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!
Similar to twerkle jerking, but when a group of guys begins circle jerk. A man or woman gets in the middle of the circle. The perso in the middle twerks with their mouth open. The first person to shoot the cum in the middle persons mouth wins. The others then have to lick the cum off of the middle person. Once the middle person is clean the twerkle jerk shots have ended.
Yo jeff how was your twerkle jerk shots party at 7 PM on Suday?
When you start to giggle, then your friend starts to giggle because of your giggling, then you giggle harder at their giggle and so on.
Usually stops when someone in the circle can't breathe.
That's when she tripped and I immediately started a giggle circle jerk.
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.