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A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
Hey, i am not no jerk!
That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”
An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.
Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.
New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!
When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.
Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!