lick my nine

shooting someone in the face with a .9mm gun

Dont like it? Lick my nine. (BANG)

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Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

Lick her store

Heading to the lesbian store. Come with me and pitch in. Wha? Ya get a bottle at the lick her store

What time does the lick her store close anyways?

Lick dick l'amor

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice

I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

mutual brain licking

The act of three beautiful and talented AMPers coming together to share thoughts, challenges and ideas for the mutual benefit of all parties. Discussions take place with such speed and uniformity of understanding that it would appear as though the members are licking the ideas out of each others heads - hence the term.

Hi Mark, did you solve that big problem?

Yes Pete, I had a session with Ryan and SJ and sorted it all out whilst also benefitting them both. It were a right proper mutual brain licking.

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night