Random
Source Code

Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 4, 2022


The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos

I love locking in the locked cabinet

by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019


Ted locks

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

by ZMoneyy February 9, 2024


on-lock

basically youre saying youre promising to lock that secret or fact up.

bro promise me u wont be kissing up on my shawty bro”, “bro thats on-lock for real doe

by notsayingwhobutjosieandpeyton January 23, 2020


Robbb Locks

Robbb Locks made RobV LoX THe GaMe that is so annoying tjhat i will, have to womit and be john doe or a creeper or a monster and say XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and be cool and eat waffles made by a waffle begginner

p1: ROBBBB LOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Brandan: its David Baszucki and Erik Cassel who dance with Brandan who is me and Kara who is a stupid disgusting girl who kisses poop HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Kara: :cries:
Brandan: :laughs: :coolguy:
p1: i hate you brandan you will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THE ENDDDDD Robbb Locks

by IamapieceofpOOp March 23, 2023


keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug January 25, 2012


Salone locked

When someone/something gets locked in a salon for not paying

I got salone locked the other day! It was so inconvenient for me.

by Markoo9230 December 23, 2023