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Eli’s are typically very annoying and unfunny. Lacking humor runs in the genes of the name, and they 9 times out of 10 have the smallest dick you will ever see. Fuck you, Eli
see also melvin. a man wearing pants so tight his genetalia are outlined to the naked eye looking much like the toe of a camel.
Thoughout most of the discography of Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant has male camel toe
A high school located in Louisville, KY directly next to the airport (if that says anything) whose student body is made up of ratchet black girls and white trash boys. Their main exports are dropouts and crack whores. Seniors frequently have sex in their elevators with freshman and get their scholarships taken away because of it
Xavier : “Look at that hobo over there jerking off on the side of the road !”
Me: “Must be a dropout from Male High School.”
When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.
Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.
The male version of cameltoe. The unsightly result of "shifting" when wearing too tight pants. More popular in the 70's this look almost vanished with the popularity of baggy jeans in later decades. Fashion trends in the new millenium have unfortunately resulted in a resurgance of habitat for this condition.
C'mon buy some jeans that fit and loose the ca-male toe!
Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”
A sex God, with a chiselled body, abs you can iron a shirt on and a fantastic ass. A burning beacon of sexuality. Hard to resist. A man that can make your panties melt.
Look up the definition of orgasm
Keenan!?!
KEENAN! KEENAN! KEENAN! Keenan is a male sex kitten, he is so good.