Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.
Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.
To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet
I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike
The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.
The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.
your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend
A house key that is in the shape of a
Mike Wazowski
Honey, can you grab my Mike Wahousekey?