Poarch Monkey

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

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fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

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chump monkey

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

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monkey grab

to pick smth up by using one´s toes

I couldn´t be bothered bending over to pick up the pen, so I simply monkey grabbed it.

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washoka monkey

A washoka monkey is simply when you crap on the floor, take the crap, and use it as a lubricant to masturbate yourself doing the "monkeystyle" masturbation.

Kevin washoka monkey yesterday.

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Ackin a monkey

when someone is acting like an animal or a fool.

"Man, will you stop ackin a monkey!!"

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sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

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