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The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.
QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police
The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick
Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.
andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry
A mad fucka who does whatever he wants. The leader of his group and is not afraid to sink beers and smoke darts with the boys on a Saturday. Most likely the best dancer/singer/actor in the country he lives in. Andy Carlton makes people wish they were him.
"I wish I could be like Andy Carlton the beast" and "I wish Andy Carlton would come and get burgered with us this weekend"
A sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair. Farts a lot. Fucks like a turttle on crack.
An amazing guy that lives in southern Illinois. Big heart. An amazing friend. Literally the funniest man on planet earth.
I wish I had a Andy Miller in my life. I would so much happier.